State of San Andreas v. John Porkenstein
I. OPENING STATEMENTThe legal counsel of the San Andreas Police Department has assigned Mr. Harry Garrick for this prosecution against Mr. John Porkenstein.
Your honor,
On 20th March 2025, at approximately 19:30 CET, two undercover detectives in an unmarked Admiral vehicle were assigned to monitor suspicious activities. During a routine patrol, they encountered two individuals in a Blista Compact with license plate 4Q1HKJ76, registered to Mr. John Porkenstein. The vehicle displayed an FBI sticker, and Porkenstein was observed impersonating a Federal Bureau of Investigations agent by brandishing a fake FBI badge. He repeatedly shouted and identified himself as an FBI agent to bystanders. [EXHIBIT I]
Following the initial incident, the detectives maintained surveillance on the Blista Compact, which contained both John Porkenstein and Royce Fuher. At approximately 19:38 CET, the pair multiple times shot a male near Market Mall with Lethal Force resulting the death of male on spot. They continued their charade by falsely claiming to be federal agents in an attempt to manipulate onlookers. Their reckless behavior and blatant impersonation of law enforcement caused panic across the area.[EXHIBIT II]
On 21st March 2025, court-approved vehicle seizure request was executed by the SAPD, resulting in the confiscation of the Blista Compact. Subsequently, an arrest warrant was issued for Royce Fuher, leading to his imprisonment soon after few days.
On 29 March 2025 at approximately 19:33 CET, John Porkenstein was again observed impersonating a Federal Bureau of Investigations agent near Ganton Binco.He was seen publicly displaying the same counterfeit FBI badges and verbally identifying himself as an FBI agent to bystanders in the area. [EXHIBIT III]
On 30th march 2025 at approximately 20:24 CET, John Porkenstein was spotted in Jefferson Church in the wedding ceremony & was seen showing his same counterfeit FBI badges for the third time, arrest warrant was executed on John Porkenstein after the wedding ceremony and he was successfully escorted to LSPD for processing and holding cells. [EXHIBIT IV]
II. CHARGES
SA-PSC § I.1. Murder
SA-PSC § II.3. Impersonation of a law enforcement, emergency service, judicial or government official x 3
SA-PSC § II.3.4. Miscellaneous
III. EVIDENCE
Mugshots
Interrogation
[23:37:46] * Harry Garrick adjusts the camera, making it face towards the male.
[23:37:51] * Harry Garrick clicks on a button.
[23:38:00] * It would start recording audio-video at highest quality. (Harry Garrick)
[23:38:23] Harry Garrick says: Detective Garrick conducting an interrogation on 31st March 2025 20:08:05 CET
[23:38:54] Harry Garrick says: With me here, John Porkenstein who was charged for impersonation of law enforcement thrice & aswell a mur..
[23:39:04] Harry Garrick says: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
[23:39:04] Harry Garrick says: You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you.
[23:39:04] Harry Garrick says: Do you understand these rights?
[23:39:13] John Porkenstein says: i understand
[23:39:19] Harry Garrick says: Alright.
[23:40:13] Harry Garrick says: So well, as your charges were read to you
[23:40:25] Harry Garrick says: You do agree that you were impersonating as FBI around entire state yes?
[23:40:40] John Porkenstein says: yea
[23:40:49] John Porkenstein says: i was impersonating
[23:41:04] Harry Garrick says: In past you had a Blista Compact with a FBI sticker on it which you used and aswell you participated in a..
[23:41:19] John Porkenstein says: ohhh
[23:41:20] Harry Garrick says: near Market Mall who died on spot due to multiple deagle shots.
[23:41:37] John Porkenstein says: yes i remember that
[23:41:43] John Porkenstein says: self defense
[23:41:50] Harry Garrick says: Yeah, so what made you impersonate FBI?
[23:42:05] John Porkenstein says: im undercover
[23:42:11] John Porkenstein says: i dont know
[23:42:18] Harry Garrick says: You were knowing that it's illegal to impersonate an law enforcement agency.
[23:42:25] Harry Garrick says: What undercover?
[23:42:34] John Porkenstein says: nothing
[23:42:37] John Porkenstein says: i dont know anything
[23:43:27] Harry Garrick says: The blista compact you owned was seized by government and that was a pretty well warning to you to stop t..
[23:43:45] John Porkenstein says: yeah
[23:44:18] Harry Garrick says: So why did you still progress with all this?
[23:44:28] Harry Garrick says: What motivated you to?
[23:44:42] John Porkenstein says: i cant tell
[23:44:49] Harry Garrick says: Why not?
[23:44:49] John Porkenstein says: i dont know man
[23:44:58] Harry Garrick says: Mhm..
[23:45:17] Harry Garrick says: Well can i know what exactly happened on that day where you and your friend murdered that male near Marke..
[23:45:19] Harry Garrick says: Give me details.
[23:45:30] John Porkenstein says: well to say myself
[23:45:33] John Porkenstein says: i cant remember
[23:45:39] John Porkenstein says: what was his name?
[23:46:37] Harry Garrick says: Well, it was Peter Reznov.
[23:46:50] John Porkenstein says: Reznov?
[23:46:55] Harry Garrick says: Yes
[23:46:56] John Porkenstein says: that was self defense
[23:47:13] John Porkenstein says: he aimed a gun at my head
[23:47:15] Harry Garrick says: An old man with white hair and beige pants.
[23:47:18] John Porkenstein says: and i felt my life was in danger
[23:47:31] Harry Garrick says: Well
[23:47:32] John Porkenstein says: he was a crazy old man on crack
[23:47:47] Harry Garrick says: You say it was self defense but you managed to chase him entire time.
[23:48:14] John Porkenstein says: cant run after shooting man
[23:48:17] John Porkenstein says: you know how it is
[23:48:29] Harry Garrick says: Your Blista Compact broke and you both chased him and killed him.
[23:48:41] Harry Garrick says: All happened near market mall
[23:48:41] John Porkenstein says: theres footage?
[23:48:43] Harry Garrick says: There is.
[23:48:57] John Porkenstein says: dang
[23:49:07] John Porkenstein says: could i see?
[23:49:09] (( John Porkenstein: can i ? ))
[23:49:22] Harry Garrick says: You were aswell on idlewood highway
[23:49:31] Harry Garrick says: In wrong side
[23:49:54] (( Harry Garrick: nopee ))
[23:49:57] John Porkenstein says: i remember
[23:50:09] Harry Garrick says: Yes, so how you say it was self defense?
[23:50:14] John Porkenstein says: hell yeah
[23:50:18] John Porkenstein says: he shot it out first
[23:50:42] Harry Garrick says: Self Defense doesn't include you chasing him down and murdering him
[23:50:47] Harry Garrick says: You had options to call 911
[23:50:54] Harry Garrick says: and explain what happened.
[23:51:06] Harry Garrick says: You both chased him till Market mall and killed him.
[23:51:19] John Porkenstein says: i mean
[23:51:34] John Porkenstein says: i cant let a awe get away
[23:51:38] John Porkenstein says: thats the FBI way
[23:51:59] Harry Garrick says: Mhm, you're impersonating as an FBI during an active interrogation too now interesting.
[23:52:19] John Porkenstein says: i dont know nothing bro
[23:52:22] John Porkenstein says: i swear
[23:52:37] John Porkenstein says: we just had to halk him down
[23:52:39] John Porkenstein says: thats all
[23:52:42] Harry Garrick says: Now let's talk about a situation that happened near Ganton Binco
[23:52:50] John Porkenstein says: ok
[23:53:18] Harry Garrick says: You were using counterfeit FBI badges and identifying yourself as an FBI around cops that were present in..
[23:53:32] John Porkenstein says: ohhh
[23:53:35] John Porkenstein says: i remember that to
[23:53:36] Harry Garrick says: I mean, what's the craze with FBI that you have?
[23:53:44] John Porkenstein says: secret agency
[23:53:46] John Porkenstein says: i cant tell
[23:54:12] Harry Garrick says: Alright John.
[23:55:10] Harry Garrick says: That's it for now, i'll be having you with me if i have more to ask.
[23:55:21] John Porkenstein says: ight
[23:55:39] Harry Garrick says: Detective Garrick concluding the interrogation with John Porkenstein on 31st of March 2025, 20:25:15 CET.
[23:55:54] * Harry Garrick turns off the recorder, as he saves the footage.
[23:37:51] * Harry Garrick clicks on a button.
[23:38:00] * It would start recording audio-video at highest quality. (Harry Garrick)
[23:38:23] Harry Garrick says: Detective Garrick conducting an interrogation on 31st March 2025 20:08:05 CET
[23:38:54] Harry Garrick says: With me here, John Porkenstein who was charged for impersonation of law enforcement thrice & aswell a mur..
[23:39:04] Harry Garrick says: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
[23:39:04] Harry Garrick says: You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you.
[23:39:04] Harry Garrick says: Do you understand these rights?
[23:39:13] John Porkenstein says: i understand
[23:39:19] Harry Garrick says: Alright.
[23:40:13] Harry Garrick says: So well, as your charges were read to you
[23:40:25] Harry Garrick says: You do agree that you were impersonating as FBI around entire state yes?
[23:40:40] John Porkenstein says: yea
[23:40:49] John Porkenstein says: i was impersonating
[23:41:04] Harry Garrick says: In past you had a Blista Compact with a FBI sticker on it which you used and aswell you participated in a..
[23:41:19] John Porkenstein says: ohhh
[23:41:20] Harry Garrick says: near Market Mall who died on spot due to multiple deagle shots.
[23:41:37] John Porkenstein says: yes i remember that
[23:41:43] John Porkenstein says: self defense
[23:41:50] Harry Garrick says: Yeah, so what made you impersonate FBI?
[23:42:05] John Porkenstein says: im undercover
[23:42:11] John Porkenstein says: i dont know
[23:42:18] Harry Garrick says: You were knowing that it's illegal to impersonate an law enforcement agency.
[23:42:25] Harry Garrick says: What undercover?
[23:42:34] John Porkenstein says: nothing
[23:42:37] John Porkenstein says: i dont know anything
[23:43:27] Harry Garrick says: The blista compact you owned was seized by government and that was a pretty well warning to you to stop t..
[23:43:45] John Porkenstein says: yeah
[23:44:18] Harry Garrick says: So why did you still progress with all this?
[23:44:28] Harry Garrick says: What motivated you to?
[23:44:42] John Porkenstein says: i cant tell
[23:44:49] Harry Garrick says: Why not?
[23:44:49] John Porkenstein says: i dont know man
[23:44:58] Harry Garrick says: Mhm..
[23:45:17] Harry Garrick says: Well can i know what exactly happened on that day where you and your friend murdered that male near Marke..
[23:45:19] Harry Garrick says: Give me details.
[23:45:30] John Porkenstein says: well to say myself
[23:45:33] John Porkenstein says: i cant remember
[23:45:39] John Porkenstein says: what was his name?
[23:46:37] Harry Garrick says: Well, it was Peter Reznov.
[23:46:50] John Porkenstein says: Reznov?
[23:46:55] Harry Garrick says: Yes
[23:46:56] John Porkenstein says: that was self defense
[23:47:13] John Porkenstein says: he aimed a gun at my head
[23:47:15] Harry Garrick says: An old man with white hair and beige pants.
[23:47:18] John Porkenstein says: and i felt my life was in danger
[23:47:31] Harry Garrick says: Well
[23:47:32] John Porkenstein says: he was a crazy old man on crack
[23:47:47] Harry Garrick says: You say it was self defense but you managed to chase him entire time.
[23:48:14] John Porkenstein says: cant run after shooting man
[23:48:17] John Porkenstein says: you know how it is
[23:48:29] Harry Garrick says: Your Blista Compact broke and you both chased him and killed him.
[23:48:41] Harry Garrick says: All happened near market mall
[23:48:41] John Porkenstein says: theres footage?
[23:48:43] Harry Garrick says: There is.
[23:48:57] John Porkenstein says: dang
[23:49:07] John Porkenstein says: could i see?
[23:49:09] (( John Porkenstein: can i ? ))
[23:49:22] Harry Garrick says: You were aswell on idlewood highway
[23:49:31] Harry Garrick says: In wrong side
[23:49:54] (( Harry Garrick: nopee ))
[23:49:57] John Porkenstein says: i remember
[23:50:09] Harry Garrick says: Yes, so how you say it was self defense?
[23:50:14] John Porkenstein says: hell yeah
[23:50:18] John Porkenstein says: he shot it out first
[23:50:42] Harry Garrick says: Self Defense doesn't include you chasing him down and murdering him
[23:50:47] Harry Garrick says: You had options to call 911
[23:50:54] Harry Garrick says: and explain what happened.
[23:51:06] Harry Garrick says: You both chased him till Market mall and killed him.
[23:51:19] John Porkenstein says: i mean
[23:51:34] John Porkenstein says: i cant let a awe get away
[23:51:38] John Porkenstein says: thats the FBI way
[23:51:59] Harry Garrick says: Mhm, you're impersonating as an FBI during an active interrogation too now interesting.
[23:52:19] John Porkenstein says: i dont know nothing bro
[23:52:22] John Porkenstein says: i swear
[23:52:37] John Porkenstein says: we just had to halk him down
[23:52:39] John Porkenstein says: thats all
[23:52:42] Harry Garrick says: Now let's talk about a situation that happened near Ganton Binco
[23:52:50] John Porkenstein says: ok
[23:53:18] Harry Garrick says: You were using counterfeit FBI badges and identifying yourself as an FBI around cops that were present in..
[23:53:32] John Porkenstein says: ohhh
[23:53:35] John Porkenstein says: i remember that to
[23:53:36] Harry Garrick says: I mean, what's the craze with FBI that you have?
[23:53:44] John Porkenstein says: secret agency
[23:53:46] John Porkenstein says: i cant tell
[23:54:12] Harry Garrick says: Alright John.
[23:55:10] Harry Garrick says: That's it for now, i'll be having you with me if i have more to ask.
[23:55:21] John Porkenstein says: ight
[23:55:39] Harry Garrick says: Detective Garrick concluding the interrogation with John Porkenstein on 31st of March 2025, 20:25:15 CET.
[23:55:54] * Harry Garrick turns off the recorder, as he saves the footage.
EXHIBIT I
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- Seizure of 40 percent of defendant's networth, totaling $493,374
- The defendant to serve 15 years in a state penitentiary.
V. SETTLEMENT OFFER
If the defendant pleads guilty, the prosecution offers to lower its demands to the following:
- Seizure of 20 percent of defendant's networth, totaling $246,687
- The defendant to serve 12 years in state penitentiary.
VI. SIGNATORY
Signed,
Harry Garrick
SAPD
